Oops! All talking #4: "Go for the ribs!"

Oops! All talking #3: "I think something's growing in your brain."

Oops! All talking #2: "Jesus was the original Long John Silver."

Oops! All talking #1: “You don’t want a bent carrot following you.”

174: "The traditional William Shatner film festival."

173: "I fed a banana to a goose."

172: "There's no telling where my penis will end up."

171: "That's exactly how roast beef sounds."

170: "We were getting along but we changed our mind."

169: "I had a music teacher named Mr. Fluff."

168: "The ass-less chaps were a nice touch."

167: "They're like furries but with pigeons."

166: "As long as the bat wears a teeny, tiny condom."

165: "Their poop is very nutritious."

164: "It's starting to look like a drug den."

163: "Who's going to give me a ride home?"

162: "Up and down all day long until he pukes."

161: "He farts cuz he's happy."

160: "Another episode of 'Jim Talks to Children.'"

159: "I don't get artificially inseminated. I get inseminated."